Well, my doctor told me with all seriousness
that I'm a few pounds over
No more fat, nor sugar, nor flour
nor sweets cause they make me chubbier
No more fat, nor sugar, nor flour
nor sweets 'cause they make me chubbier.
With my cholesterol in the 300's
my cravings almost beat me,
and to top it off, my faithful shorty
with love shouts from the kitchen,
and to top it off, my faithful shorty
with love shouts from the kitchen,
Want me to cook you chicharron, a piece of
or do you prefer fried chicken, my love?
No, very tasty the chicharron, your chicken and your ham,
but none of that right now sweetie.
What is the matter, love? you've always been
but today you're acting capricious my chubby one
No, thank you, but no, the doctor
that my belt fit me tighter.
It's just that it raises my cholesterol, my little love,
(It raises my cholesterol)
It's just that it raises my cholesterol, mamacita
(It raises my cholesterol
It's just that it raises my cholesterol, shorty
(It raises my cholesterol)
It's just that it raises my cholesterol, mi puchungita
(It raises my cholesterol)
For all the fatties out there- oink
He ate ham for dinner, bro
With my cholesterol in the 300's
my cravings almost beat me,
and to top it off, my faithful shorty
with love shouts from the kitchen,
and to top it off, my faithful shorty
with love shouts from the kitchen,
Want me to cook you chicharron, a piece of
or do you prefer fried chicken, my love?
No, very tasty the chicharron, your chicken and your ham,
but none of that right now sweetie.
What is the matter, love? you've always been
but today you're acting capricious my chubby one
No, thank you, but no, the doctor
that my belt fit me tighter