Oh dear! I can see a dark shape around you. It means that you're going to get into trouble wherever you go. Were you just injured by a falling potted plant yesterday? And I can tell you more accidents are coming. If you _______ (go) near the pool, you _______ (drown). Even if you _______ (stay) at home, you _______ your hands. But don't worry, you're not the poorest customers I've ever seen. I've helped other customers who were more unfortunate than you! If I _______ (be) you, I _______ (feel) grateful to see such a great fortune teller who will save me from trouble.
You _______ (be) all right if you _______ (follow) my advice. One of my customers didn't believe in my words. She's had bad luck since then! She _______ (not have) that kind of bad luck if she _______ (believe) what I said. OK, here's what you need to do: avoid cold food or drinks. They'll bring you more misfortune. If you _______ (eat or drink) something hot, your body temperature immediately _______ (rise) a little bit. Your increased body temperature can drive out the bad luck inside you.
I have some useful items for you to get rid of bad luck. If you _______ (have) a million dollars, buying this necklace _______ (be) the best way to prevent unlucky events forever. This necklace is my family heirloom. It works like magic: it automatically _______ (drive off) all evil spirits if you _______ (wear) it around your neck. It's the most expensive items at my place, but I guess you don't have that much money, right? You can buy this holy water. It's much cheaper than the necklace: a bottle only costs $18,800. It can slowly wash away the bad luck inside you. I _______ (not hesitate) to buy it if I _______ (be) you!