Oh dear! I can see a dark shape around you. It means that you're going to get into trouble wherever you go. Were you just injured by a falling potted plant yesterday? And I can tell you more accidents are coming. If you (go) near the pool, you (drown). Even if you (stay) at home, you your hands. But don't worry, you're not the poorest customers I've ever seen. I've helped other customers who were more unfortunate than you! If I (be) you, I (feel) grateful to see such a great fortune teller who will save me from trouble.
You (be) all right if you (follow) my advice. One of my customers didn't believe in my words. She's had bad luck since then! She (not have) that kind of bad luck if she (believe) what I said. OK, here's what you need to do: avoid cold food or drinks. They'll bring you more misfortune. If you (eat or drink) something hot, your body temperature immediately (rise) a little bit. Your increased body temperature can drive out the bad luck inside you.
I have some useful items for you to get rid of bad luck. If you (have) a million dollars, buying this necklace (be) the best way to prevent unlucky events forever. This necklace is my family heirloom. It works like magic: it automatically (drive off) all evil spirits if you (wear) it around your neck. It's the most expensive items at my place, but I guess you don't have that much money, right? You can buy this holy water. It's much cheaper than the necklace: a bottle only costs $18,800. It can slowly wash away the bad luck inside you. I (not hesitate) to buy it if I (be) you!