Hamlet Act 5

He says there is no one to pay for it, since Polonius is already dead.

He agrees and sets about preparing one.

He says she is lucky to be getting as nice of a funeral as she is, considering the nature of her death.

He says that women are inferior beings and only deserve very simple funerals.

They resent having to dig at night

She wasn't dead yet

She is supposed to be put in a vault instead

She shouldn't be buried in a Churchyard since she took her own life.

He wants to make sure that she is really dead.

He shows that his sorrow is as great as Laertes'.

He wants everyone to think he is still crazy.

He wants to be buried alive so he can be with her forever.

The King tells Laertes not to worry, that he (Laertes) will soon have the appropriate time and place to kill Hamlet.

He offers Laertes money and a piece of land as consolation.

He tells Laertes he will have the priest say a special prayer to make sure Ophelia's soul goes to heaven.

He tells Laertes that he (the King) will exile Hamlet instead of killing him.

He pays a group of thugs to take them out and make it look like a robbery.

He offers them money and reminds them that the three of them used to be friends. He asks them to stay with him.

He arranges for them to be kidnapped and taken to Poland.

He replaces their letter (which called for Hamlet's execution) with a letter which calls for their executions.

He doodles on their faces with a Sharpie while they are passed out.

The King has forgiven him and offered him safe passage.

The King and Queen are expecting a child.

The King has made a wager on Hamlet's behalf in a contest between Laertes and Hamlet.

The King has confessed to the murder of King Hamlet, and has renounced the throne. Hamlet is the new King of Denmark.

Takes his own life by drinking poison

Is stabbed with a poisoned sword

Is killed by Laertes

Is slain by Fortinbras

Drinks a poisoned beverage

Is run through with his own sword.

Is killed by the poison on his opponent's sword

Takes his own life

Drinks a poisoned beverage

Is run through with Hamlet's sword.

Is killed by the poison on his opponent's sword

Is killed by the poison on his own sword

Drinks a poisoned beverage

Is run through with Hamlet's sword.

Is killed by the poison on an opponent's sword

Takes her own life with a dagger

Hamlet's long-lost son

Horatio

Fortinbras

Laertes

Hamlet Sr.--because he was never dead!

Malcolm

Macbeth